Well, Ed, I don't think you have much reason to complain about participation at that LAST meeting. We pwn the world. And since there is no mention of eyes in our newest pass-around story, enjoy:
"You like knitting neddles?"
"I," she paused. "What has that got to do with anything?"
"I don't know..."
"Well...psychologists say that knowing something like that about a person says something about them, like..."
They need to do serious time in Bedlam.
Which is England, as we have learned, where knitting is a common hobby.
"Well, I suppose I am English, therefore I knit, therefore I like knitting needles...why would it matter?"
"So you like to knit which means you like knitting needles. Though I suppose you could enjoy knitting and hate knitting needles which is like being a Beatles fan and thinking Paul McCartney is a wanker."
"Pardon, sir?" she said.
"Paul McCartney is a wanker."
She jumped up, brandishing a knife she'd taken from who-knows-where. "You take that back!" she screamed.
"NEVER!!!"
Paul McCartney then stepped out politely and coughed. "'Scuse me?"
At the very words, a swarm of fighter jets swooped in, a screech breaking the conversation. "The code word was Benny, boys! Idiots."
Then Gary Oldman walked in.
He was dressed like Batman's sidekick Robin(epic fail, Gary Oldman is the COMMISSIONER) and he looked like he had just woke(n -->epic fail again, Ed, wrong tense) up but needed a nap.
"Everyone!" he pulled the cape over his shoulder and yelled, "I am the night, I am Batman!" It turned out it was not Gary Oldman, it was
Tim Roth.
WIN.
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Indeed.
Consider the world pwn'd.
I do know that Gary Oldman is Gordon. That was the twist. Gordon dressed as Robin is surreal and mind blowing.
Gordon dressed as Robin is creepy and indicative of his crush on Batman, is what it is.
Gordon dressed as Robin is PINEAPPLE RASPBERRY COCONUT!
Well, thank you for that deeply insightful comment, oh person who doesn't show up to meeting when he's IN TOWN. Grr.
What would you know, you weren't even THERE! *glares*
You guys know that I would have come if I had any friggin' say in the matter.
I got hired to do freelance work over winter break, and my boss wanted me to meet him at 7:00 on that Monday night. There wasn't really much I could have done.
Let's not pick on Matthew. Intelligent people are in high demand in today's go-go-get-em world of high technology and finance.
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