Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Weird

The strangest thing just happened. This homeless guy that comes into the library every day just bit Melanie on the hand. I had to walk him outta here physically with a little help from a guy from circulation. He kept trying to bite us as we were walking him out. He would talk, just try and bit. It was weird. After we got him outside he started chasing patrons in the parking lot and one ran up near the intersection of Colony and Morrison. The homeless guy ran in front of a car and got nailed and he exploded all over the road it was really gross. Melanie's hand is starting to turn read and the 911 number is busy. We are going to try and take her to the emergency room.

Holy Cow

You're not going to believe it. I just got back from lunch and Melanie has been walking around biting people while I was gone. She bit Charlie and the new librarian, Catie and a bunch of patrons on the second floor. We have tied her to a chair with an extension cord and she keeps drooling all over herself and slurring things like "Eat you! Blurrgle! Eat you!" It's kind freaking me out.

Gets weirder

So, we got Melanie tied to a chair and shes' really starting to freak out. Biting out at every person that gets near her. We still can't get through to 911 and those that Melanie bit earlier are starting to get sick and a couple of the old men are getting in a fist fight. The two men turned out to be acting like Melanie and they were fighting over a dead body. While the two crazed old men were fighting one of them ripped the head off the other. The severed head is still chomping away at thin air. Still can't through to 911 and if everyone that Melanie bit is going to start acting crazy, I am getting out of here. I'm heading home right now.

Holy cow

I just got home and I just had the strangest drive of my life. The roads were deserted. All the library employees downstairs agreed with me that we should all go home because there were other people milling around outside trying to bite people and business inside had really trailed off. I didnt' bother to set the alarm. I left a message on Williams voice mail. Let him go by there and clear out the freaks and try to lock that place up.

The only people I saw on the road were behaving like Melanie ad the fighting old men. At stop signs they would rush the car. I stopped stopping at stop signs. Wendell, my roommate, has been off all day and he has been scanning the news and he had the door barricaded when I got home. He made me talk in a complete sentance before he'd let me in.

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2 comments:

Clare said...

Nice job! You'll probably find it kind of amusing that I had forgotten about this and actually got taken in for the first paragraph or so. Until you got to the part about Melanie acting crazy anyway.

I like it though.

Grace said...

Yeah, she and John were crowding around the computer going "Oh, no!" and "Oh my gosh..." in hushed voices. I was cracking up.